Brain: Heya, so you remember that dream I have you a while back of the hot guy you had the biggest crush on for ages?
Me: Yeah, the one that you made him super creepy and controlling?
Brain: Yeah. So how about I give you a dream about him again, and y’all have amazing, marathon, mind-blowing sex?
Me: ::side eye:: Sounds good. What’s the catch?
Brain: No catch. Just lots and lots of fantastic sex with this hot guy.
Me: Suuuure. What’s the worse that could happen?
Brain: Oh yeah. And we’re going to OBSESS about him for the entire day.
Me: Fucker.
Me: Yeah, the one that you made him super creepy and controlling?
Brain: Yeah. So how about I give you a dream about him again, and y’all have amazing, marathon, mind-blowing sex?
Me: ::side eye:: Sounds good. What’s the catch?
Brain: No catch. Just lots and lots of fantastic sex with this hot guy.
Me: Suuuure. What’s the worse that could happen?
Brain: Oh yeah. And we’re going to OBSESS about him for the entire day.
Me: Fucker.
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